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[myownrules]

Apparently I should stop getting you guys so drunk you get conduct tickets and “this is not the first time I’ve had to do this for you” blah blah jeez dad

You are very welcome I have done it a few times for people now, maybe, shhh it’s a secret
I wanted you to have a nice birthday even if your mom made you come home and not go to see Will instead
You have been a new kind of mopey and I like this one better

[partypaladin]

My dad would've let me stay in jail all weekend.

A few times! Like annually or recently?
I did, even if I've yet to get out of bed. I think she likes mothering me through a hangover. Holly is at that stage where she's too independent and I think she misses looking after someone. Her big baby.
This mopey has less self pity involved, but I feel like I talked about him all night. You can pinch me if I ever become that annoying friend that talks about their boyfriend non-stop.

[myownrules]

It is a good thing mine would not
Not that I can be contained in a jail

Will got in trouble once because we were causing mischief but I got us out of it
I think it would be strange to spend 28 years looking after children and then not have any left so maybe she does like it

I wanted to hear about the trip from your perspective to make sure you did not just say it was fun to make Will happy
But if you are ever too gross I will tell you