girlgerms: (smile)
Violet Harley ([personal profile] girlgerms) wrote in [personal profile] partypaladin 2024-04-07 01:21 pm (UTC)

Yeah half of them were beautifully artistically rendered permanent marker penises all over my leg
It did teach me that dish soap is the best way to fade sharpie off skin
He’s a little shit (I love him)
Well that’s a net positive! I’m trying to cook bacon without burning Barbies apartment to rubble and ash
You’ll definitely be invited I can’t be on the wrong side of 25 and not get super wasted and cause chaos, panic and disorder that’s like
Criminal

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