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[partypaladin]

Will did that? I can't decide if it's better or worse that they were probably good.
Yeah, I've taken the daily recommended dose of aspirin and am waiting for it to kick in.
I'll write it down so I remember.

[girlgerms]

Yeah half of them were beautifully artistically rendered permanent marker penises all over my leg
It did teach me that dish soap is the best way to fade sharpie off skin
He’s a little shit (I love him)
Well that’s a net positive! I’m trying to cook bacon without burning Barbies apartment to rubble and ash
You’ll definitely be invited I can’t be on the wrong side of 25 and not get super wasted and cause chaos, panic and disorder that’s like
Criminal