partypaladin | (no subject)

I do? Like what? Jesus, I was a mess at the wedding. I feel like everyone ended up babysitting me instead of having a good time.

I was really jealous. I thought you'd replaced me with someone with better eyeliner skills. :D It's not that adorable, it's dumb, especially since she's been so good to you. I'm glad that you did and you do have her to help during the really hard times.

God, I swear I'm not doing myself any favors but I left it because I kept thinking that maroon one you were wearing might have been an ex's and I wanted to think about you in mine instead. I swear I'm not a jealous asshole all the time.

Yeah, you're right. They probably can't handle us recounting what we did during the day or Hawkins gossip. Too steamy.

I don’t think everyone did, not that I saw anyway and I know El didn’t because she got annoyed and specifically said “I’m not helping this time” and then she stole my cigarettes and my best friend and left me alone to do too many shots

It’s forgivable, I wouldn’t have liked feeling replaced either but I just didn’t ask about your friends because I what I don’t know can’t hurt me
She’s great, like a cool aunt, only she never ever tries to tell me I should try and fix my relationship with my father so she’s better than the real ones

Well I have good news for you; it’s Lucas’s because I give my exes their shit back so I don’t get weird and sentimental about it
I like having your hoodie though, even if you left it for kinda silly reasons

Hey we might decide to have phone fun again, you never know
But mostly I just don’t want them making vomit noises in the background of me being mushy at you

Good. If time travel is ever invented, I'm pretty sure that's where I'm going. You know, if the whole killing Hitler or Brenner thing is off the table.

You've always been smarter than me. I wanted to know what your life was like, even if it ate me up inside.
But now that I know first hand, it's a lot better. And don't listen to your aunts. If anyone should be fixing anything, it's him and even then, I can't think of anything that would be good enough.

Are you kidding? Well, there's more where that came from. Wait until they're all shoved into your closet and thrown about your room. Kidding.

Okay, phone fun is definitely something that shouldn't be done in a bar, and since I like when you're mushy and I'm just as gross, I have to insist you go home.

It didn’t work out completely terribly for me except for the hangover and having to buy a new pack of smokes because El is a pain, I guess I’d consider it for Jonathan and Nancys sakes but I have other mistakes I’d undo first

I don’t actively try to torture myself, it’s not productive and I’m tortured enough
I’m glad you came over and saw for yourself
And don’t worry I won’t. I want nothing to do with him and no apology would ever be enough so the best thing he can do for me is stay away forever

I’m not kidding and god, we’re gonna need a bigger closet because at this rate the floor is where it’s gonna go
Guess I better start giving people their shit back

Yeah they do not have a phone in the bathroom so no fun at the bar
I’m glad you like it though because it’s very hard to stop even when I’m being gently made fun of for it