Welcome to spending your birthday in Cleveland!! I have “stop buying my boyfriend shots” written on my arm in sharpie in Wills handwriting with “don’t it’s funny” underneath it in Whittys and I woke up in Barbie’s spare room with pizza sauce in my hair
I prefer the written instructions to the time they drew dicks all over my leg Oh I was probably trying to soak the alcohol up with pizza so I didn’t feel terrible this morning (it didn’t work) September 9th! I’m a Virgo :3
Will did that? I can't decide if it's better or worse that they were probably good. Yeah, I've taken the daily recommended dose of aspirin and am waiting for it to kick in. I'll write it down so I remember.
Yeah half of them were beautifully artistically rendered permanent marker penises all over my leg It did teach me that dish soap is the best way to fade sharpie off skin He’s a little shit (I love him) Well that’s a net positive! I’m trying to cook bacon without burning Barbies apartment to rubble and ash You’ll definitely be invited I can’t be on the wrong side of 25 and not get super wasted and cause chaos, panic and disorder that’s like Criminal
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Date: 2024-04-07 08:40 am (UTC)I have “stop buying my boyfriend shots” written on my arm in sharpie in Wills handwriting with “don’t it’s funny” underneath it in Whittys and I woke up in Barbie’s spare room with pizza sauce in my hair
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Date: 2024-04-07 10:08 am (UTC)Except for the pizza sauce, which sounds very wrong.
Now I have to know your birthday so I can return the favor.
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Date: 2024-04-07 10:33 am (UTC)Oh I was probably trying to soak the alcohol up with pizza so I didn’t feel terrible this morning (it didn’t work)
September 9th! I’m a Virgo :3
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Date: 2024-04-07 12:48 pm (UTC)Yeah, I've taken the daily recommended dose of aspirin and am waiting for it to kick in.
I'll write it down so I remember.
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Date: 2024-04-07 01:21 pm (UTC)It did teach me that dish soap is the best way to fade sharpie off skin
He’s a little shit (I love him)
Well that’s a net positive! I’m trying to cook bacon without burning Barbies apartment to rubble and ash
You’ll definitely be invited I can’t be on the wrong side of 25 and not get super wasted and cause chaos, panic and disorder that’s like
Criminal